1. A beard even makes George Clooney look more awesome.
2. When you have a beard, you can look at people like this and then they will do whatever you want them to do.
3. If you're a man with the face of a newborn babe, you ought to BEARD it! This is proof.
4. Look at how rad this regular guy is with his beard vs. with no beard.
5. Don't you want to BRO this man? You do. I can tell.
6. Beards make pirating possible.
7. Beard vs. Baby face. BEARD ALWAYS WINS.
8. Oh, look. Beard still remains undefeated.
9. Beards make you look significantly more mature.
10. Beards make selfies infinitely interesting. I just double tapped my computer screen because I wanted to "like" this guy's beard on Instagram.
11. A beard can make you look like another person. If you want a clever disguise, beard it.
12. No clean dishes? Eat out of your beard!
13. Beards grow faster than you'd think.
14. People with beards make sunsets look manly.
15. You can make some serious statements with your beard. It's exactly like having a second set of hair.
16. Try a "Ye Olde Timey Beard" and people will trust you to make decisions about what kind of beer to drink.
17. This is what happens when the wind blows if you have a rad, flowing beard.
18. Don't be fooled by imposters! Only a true beard will help you win the hearts and minds of millions.
19. When you have a beard, you can lay around on the floor and be lazy and people will just think it's part of your deliciously quirky personality.
20. Beards are just the all-around best way to express yourself. That's why.
What are you waiting for?? Get out there and get your beard on! Side note: that last guy is Incredibeard, and he uses the power of his beard for good.
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